Lyudmila, Part 44444444

(In case you missed it, parts one-three are here)


Once again dear folks is a letter from Lyudmila. Look for the part where she talks about where her bar is. Priceless.

Hello, Bryan ! How are you doing? I'm doing fine!
Thank you for your answer on my last e-mail so much, Bryan . In my
opinion, it's so wonderfully, that we are writing to each other,
because from our messages we learn about each other more and more,
really, Bryan ? I'm interested in our correspondence very much, it's
very interesting to learn about you, about your life in your country,
believe me, as a whole, I read your letters with a huge pleasure!
Ok, Bryan , I hope that it will be interesting for you to learn
about my enthusiasmes, my favourite things as a whole:)
By the way, my parents and friends ask about you all time:) Especially
my parents, I have told to my parents, that you are decent and good
man, my parents are very pleased to our сorrespondence on the Internet
and our relations, Bryan . My parents wish to us a good relations in
the future, and it's possible, in the future, if we will be together
in your country, they would want that we will be a magnificent pair
too:) But remember, Bryan ! We should learn each other ever more and
more! Really.? It's very important for me, Bryan ! The fact in
that, if you know, that on the statistics, majority of a pairs are
separated because they knew each other not enough, and I don't want to
do a mistake at once, I hope that you will can to understand me,
Bryan , really? As I spoke you earlier, we must to learn about each
other more and more from our e-mails.
By the way I want to say to you that believe in God very much, I
believe in Jesus, I am a Christian woman as I said you earlier. I like
to go to Church( Russian Ortodox), it's not far from our bar too. Our
City's Church is a very beautiful place, there is a lot of an
beautiful icons too, I like this. The priests sing beautiful songs and
I like it very much.
I so want to hear your
voice, it will important for me to hear your voice, Bryan . On this
note, I will finish my e-mail to you. Please, answer me soon, ok,
Bryan ? I will wait for your messages, Bryan .
Sincerely, your dear friend, Lyudmila





And since you wanted it, here's what went back

Dearest Lyudmila-

It's is very wonderful to hear from you again. I have so much interesting things to tell you.

So the other day while cleaning out my Uncle Ron's swine farm, I came across the most wonderful thing. It's a glorious teddy bear named Petey. Him and I started to talk and he told me he can travel through time! Isn't that amazing? We went back and saw the Gettysburg Constitution being signed. That was cool. If you don't know what that is, that is when Ted "Theodore" Logan and Bill S. Preston, Esquire saved the United States from an attack from Canada. We then saw MTV launched. That's when the US sent up a magical rocketship into space that fixed poverty in all forms for all the world.

I too wanted to update on the progress of your hero costume and the Bry-cycle. Both are coming along swimmingly. Of course you can't swim in them, but that means they are going well. I'm very happy to have a new partner-in-fighting-crime. I will teach you to kill.

Also you say in your message you want to hear my voice. Since I don't have your phone number I must describe it to you. Have you ever heard a bear growl? Think of that noise and then imagine what a teenage girl sounds like when she is being being eaten by that bear. The noise the girl makes is how my voice sounds. My mother says it's very pretty.

And then yesterday, when I was out trying to catch a greased piggy, my very slow cousin from Mongolia came over. He was dressed like Napoleon for some reason. Mongoloids. Can't figure them out at all. Anyway I was telling him about you and he pretty much dropped trou on the spot. Now I don't know if you've ever seen a Mongolian drop trou, but it's pretty crazy. He then all of the sudden started screaming, "LBJ was wrong! Have you seen the soil outside of Des Moines Iowa? He ruined it! Mickey ruined it!!" No idea what that was about, but it was pretty awesome. I love my family. I know you will too.

Well I must be off, as tomorrow I will bring home more high class american dollars for us to spend when you come.

Bryan (da one who loves da taint)

Well what's next? I'm thinking this is close to the end. We'll see what happens next.

FIN

On to part five.