The Lyudmila Project part one less than six

Part four is here
Greetings fellow fans. So in the last couple days, I received two whole letters from the lovely Lyudmila. They both kind of threw me for a loop, so that's why it's taken a couple extra days. Her e-mails made my previous letters to her seem entirely normal. Well kind of. Here's the first.

Hi dearest Bryan !
I have gotten your answer as usual, and I was so happy from your words
again! Bryan , I want to say to you that your messages became an
important part of me and my life.

Dear Bryan , also my friends are asking me about you
very much all time :) I tell them that you are very good man, also I
want to say to you that some my girlfriends envy me slightly because I
found so good man as you by the Internet. But I don't address on their
envy of any my attention. Also they see that we have a good relation with you
and they wish us that we will together soon and that I will come to you
in Amerika
I want to say to you, Bryan , that I will think about you more and more, possible, about
my coming to you Bryan , I feel that our relations are more than
friendship, realy Bryan ??? I feel it by my heart and soul, because I
can't without your e-mails now. Well, on this I'm finishing my message
to you. I'm waiting for your e-mails as soon, as possible!!










Well is wasn't so much the e-mail was weird, but the pictures that were attached are little weird. Well imagine my surprise when I get this e-mail.


Dear Bryan !!!!!!!!
I want to have with you sexual night. My lovely Bryan I to think,
that in first night with you I shall caress gently you. I
shall caress long you what you to be raised. I to think,
that I shall iron and many times to kiss your naked body.
I to think, that I shall not leave on your body not one
dry place. I to think, that I shall kiss very many time.
My lovely Bryan then I shall as undress up to naked. I to think,
that in the beginning I shall approach only to you and again
to raise you. My dear Bryan then we shall have with you the biggest
love. I to think, that we shall have with you sex within all night.
I to think, that I very much to want it. I very much to dream of
it my lovely prince. You to want it? I also send you a photo of my parents.
My dear Bryan I want to ask you, what you to write to me, how you to imagine ours with you the first
night? I to think, that it is very interesting to me. My lovely Bryan I
very much to love you! I want to carry out with you all night of
my life. I to think, that only with you I shall have the happy future.
I very much to love you! I love you Bryan !
I to love only you one! Lyudmila .









Without further ado, here's what went back. It's a little departure from what I normally write, but it is what it is. Thanks to wifey for the idea.
Dearest Lyudmila-

It is lovely to hear from you again. I first must apologize for the delay in me writing you back. This bloody civil war has taken a lot out of me. This bloody war that pits father against son, mother against daughter, dog against cat, and toad versus frog.

I must say it is with great regret that I write this letter. I'm afraid I've been stricken with consumption and ricketts. I fear the end is nigh for my life, as I will be meeting the great maker above in the coming moons.

Forgive me my dear as I pen this note of affection, I have been stricken with a fever. In my state, I fear I shall be a right target for Old Johnny Rebel. Alas my dear, this war shall be the undoing of our love. Oh, the pain and sorrow. The nights I toss and turn for the majesty of what could become as we near the year of our lord, 1863.

My dear, please trust in me that I shall fight this cholera and be strong for the rest of our lives in the time of man's greatest triumphs.

My dear, I overheard my superior officer, General Disarray, speaking to one Private Parts, about this wonderful new invention called "the Ear Talking Machine". Doesn't that sound wonderful? To think one day we shall be able to speak to one another through machines. Oh the merriment! Think what more wonderful inventions may be coming. Oh the merriment.


Please now, I must be off. The grippa is starting to make me weak. I wish you all the best in your life. I shall be with the maker soon. Please do not weep. That is not pleasant for me to stomach. I shall miss you.

Forever in eternal sleep.

Sgt. "Bryan" Slaughter

Seriously running out of ideas now.

part six is here