last day....

It's my last day at my job. WHOO HOO!! I'm done with this hellhole. Finally!

SWEET!!!

If you have never rasterbated (snicker snicker) anything, you must. It's fuckin sweet.

http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/

I have a huge 8 foot by 5 foot one at home now. It's fucking sweet.

This is what I rasterbated (hee hee) yesterday.



This is how it came out. I know it doesn't look the coolest on the floor, but with the borders cut, and mounted up on the wall it is the fucking shit.



Rock on Bryan.

I'm going to Hell

I've been banished to the Sixth Level of Hell. Man, I just can't win.

How about you?


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

HA!

I fixed it. Damn I'm good. Read on people.

I don't have a whole helluva lot to say. I've only got 4 days left of work now, so that's cool. But I don't have a solid lead yet on my next job, so that's kind of scary. Oh well. Things always work out in the end. I'll keep you all updated.

this is pissing me off

I can’t figure out where the hell all my posts are. I know they’re here somewhere.



Oh well. This has been an extremely trying week. Nothing has gone right. But the weekend is almost here, so hopefully next week will be good. I’m ready to start over.

This is the worst day ever

First off I get shorted by 24 hours on my freaking paycheck. I will get the money but I have to wait two weeks for it to be on my next check. Then I discover my cell phone has been disconnected, because I owe a measly $30 bucks. FUCK THIS DAY!

Man.....

Fuck Blogger.  Where the hell are all my posts??

 

What a week-

Toronto fucking rocks. I had a blast there. Check out the moblog link on the side bar to see some pictures. I want to move there so bad. I’ll go into more detail when I have time.

what a day

I’ve been in a damn good mood all day. I finally got a good nights sleep for a change. That helped a lot. Plus at work I’ve been training people all day so that means dictating everything. I love telling people what to do. Also I’m only a few days away from a mini vacation. It’ll be nice to get away by myself and enjoy a solo road trip. I’ve never really done that before. It’s strange right now being in a good mood after the hell the beginning of the week was. It’s nice, so I shouldn’t question it too much. I think it may be the winter blahs hitting me hard. I’ll go in to more detail later.

Well?

I don't really have much to say today. I want to try and write something in here on a daily basis. I've been looking up things on the inter-web today about decent meal planning and weight gain. Most people need to eat around 2,000 calories a day. For me to gain weight I need to eat around 3,900. That would help me gain 2lbs a week. I need to gain 46 to be at my ideal weight. Although I would be happy with 20-25lbs. I just don't know what type of things I need to eat and how often I should eat. Maybe I should take a trip to library and figure some shit out. That's all. Man am I hungry.

Update.....

It appears as if I have some sort of eating disorder. Not intentionally, mind you. I do think eating is a pain in the ass, and I can usually get away with not doing it. Yesterday I had one meal. That's usually what I eat a day. I don't snack too much, but some. But if I overeat I get sick. So I don't do that. I should probably go to the doctor and see what the hell he says but, I hate doctors. I hate paying to hearing bad news. It's a racket. So I need to figure out something as to how I can eat more and not get sick. That's probably part of the reason I'm always so tired. I don't eat enough. So I eat more and get sick. So I eat the same as I do now and I get slowly kill myself. What the hell am I going to do?

New Year, same shit

For some reason, ever since Friday night I have been really depressed. A whole year went by and what did I accomplish? Not a damn thing. Well that's going to change this year. Hear me now people. This is the year of the Bryan. All of the things I want to do will be done this year. No more bullshit. No more wasting my time sitting around and bitching and moaning about things. Things I don't like will change. There is no reason to live a life devoid of the things I want. 2005 is the year of the BRYAN. Watch out world.

So I made my other list of all the shit I wanted to do. Which was obviously a joke. Things I want to change for real follows.

1. Stop making an ass of myself. Most people view me a fucking clown. They don't take me serious for anything. That is going to stop. No more jokes. No more funny. Mr. Serious is my new name.

2. I really want to get in shape. I guess it starts by eating and sleeping right so that I actually have energy. Once I can get back to being a morning person, then I will cut back on the smokes. And walk, well as best I can with my shitty knees. I don't need to lose weight but I could sure gain a few pounds. Last time I checked, I was 40lbs underweight. That's right underweight.

3. Get over my cat allergies. I let the cat lay in bed with me again this morning. Man I feel like hell. I coughed up something that looked like escargot this morning. I'm going for exposure therapy. Make my body get over it. It will happen, I just hope it does soon. I can't keep feeling like shit every morning.

4. The old cliche one now. I don't want to be alone by the end of the year. However, I will not compromise my standards. I won't be with someone just to be with someone. It has to be right. I just want it to happen by the end of the year. That would be nice.


So there is my sappy little post. Not too exciting is it. Hope everyone is having a great day. I'm not.