Even though we have a spiteful relationship, I'm going to say I'm pissed at you because of the fact I am 160 miles from you and I'm still finding your hair.
Kisses--
Super B.
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Dear Bryan,
I had thought we were past all the bickering and dirty look giving. But now I see that is not the case.
The next time I see you, I'm barfing on your shoe. How ya like them apples?
I assume you weren't pooting all over me as well. Seeing as how I was about negative three inches away from your little sleepytime love-in with Moxie, I should think you would understand my concern.
I was an innocent bystander in the war between you two.
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Dear Bryan,
I had thought we were past all the bickering and dirty look giving. But now I see that is not the case.
The next time I see you, I'm barfing on your shoe. How ya like them apples?
Fondly,
Mox
Mox--
Best watch out. I've got a gunney sack, and we're not far from a river.
Smooches--
Super B.
Dearest Bry,
Bring it. I'm not afraid of you. That lady who feeds me and yells obscenities when she steps in my hairballs already told me she got my back.
xoxo,
Mox
P.S. That night I spooned with you, I totally faked the purr. YA BURNT!
Mox-
The whole time you "asleep" the other night, I had some wicked gas that was pouring all over you. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
Masterfully yours-
Super B.
Muffin,
I assume you weren't pooting all over me as well. Seeing as how I was about negative three inches away from your little sleepytime love-in with Moxie, I should think you would understand my concern.
I was an innocent bystander in the war between you two.
Friendly fire is a bitch.
Yours,
Michelle
Cupcake-
I made sure the fire was only in the direction of the little kitty. She loved it. I know.
b
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