So I called you a Muffin Slut? What are you going to do?

Yes it appears that I have become a muffin slut. I can't stop making and eating muffins. I'm not trying to be funny either. I've bought 5, yes 5, packages of muffin mix in the last week, and I can't stop myself. All i can think about is making more muffins and eating them. I ate an entire package yesterday. All I day i dream about bluberries, and banana nut muffins. It's starting to get scary. If I don't have a muffin in the next twenty-four hours, I may end up hurting someone. I think the brand I eat have some sort of chemical additive. Serious. I can't stop thinking about those damn scrumptious muffins. I'll be back. I have to find something to gromp on right now, or I'll explode.

So I just ate an English muffin. Which really isn't a muffin at all. I think it's more like the blacksheep of the muffin family. Reagrdless, it didn't satisfy me.

On to something a little more sane.

Nope. Can't stop thinking about muffins. Damn it.

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