I'm sick. Instead of thinking I have a common cold, I have decided it would be more fun if I had some sort of exotic disease. Seeing as how I missed out on SARS, I've decided to pretend I'm really sick. So I now present to you a list of what I could have.
1. Bubonic Plague
2. Dengue Fever
3. Bird Flu (you knew it would make an appearance)
4. West Nile Virus
5. Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (Mad Cow Disease)
6. Cat Scratch Fever (yes it's real, look here)
7. Hysterical Pregnancy
8. Leprosy
9. Hanta Virus
So there's the list. Leave a comment with what you think I may have. Whatever it is it's not very fun. Amazing what looking at the CDC web site will make you think you have.
FIN
Saturday, February 04, 2006
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