I love this.

I love how I can tell what people are searching for when they hit this site. Some guy in Norway searched for the term "to drunk and shit", yes, spelled that way and somehow hit my site. Ah, the good times.

Also it has come to my attention that I have a multitude of irrational fears. And since I think most people would find them funny, I submit to you my list of fears. And yes, before you ask, all of the following things make me uncomfortable and/or scared.

Needles. Only hypodermic needles. I pass out whenever I get shots.
Pregnant women. I don't know why, but I get all nervous and weird around them.
Baseballs. When I played baseball I got hit in the head with more balls then a midget hooker. So now I'm scared to be around them.
Airplanes. This one I don't get. I have no problem with flying, but I just don't like planes. Helicopters are cool. This one just recently manifested itself.
People with really long hair. I'm scared they're going to get it caught in something.
Really pretty girls. I know it's dumb, but I'm very scared of them.


I think that about sums it up. I know more will develop in the next couple years, so whenever a new one does, I'll let you know.

FIN