So my love life is pretty miserable most of the time, because I stick to a set of rules I made and I will not break. You want to know my rules? No? Tough shit.
1. Never mess around with a married woman.
2. Don't date coworkers.
3. Never be "that guy."
4. Do not sleep around with bar girls.
5. Never let a family member fix you up with someone.
6. Never, ever make the first move.
7. Don't date girls with kids.
Now I've broken these rules in the past and it met with disastrous results. That is why I'm sticking to them, but by doing so I wonder if I am robbing myself of happiness? I can't tell right now, but I'd like to think that by following the rules, I'll be better off in the long run, but then, at the same time SCREW the long run. I think I deserve some happiness every now and then. Lord knows I don't get much of it.
I think my relationship rules are good, but I can't tell. All my readers (the four that I have) let me know. Should I modify them or keep sticking to them? I do deserve to be happy right?
FIN
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
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I think they all are good except 6, because somebody has to. Don't let happiness slip away because you didn't tell her that you think she is the bomb diggity (I'm so early 90's).
They all sound pretty good to me except for number 6. Nothing wrong with making the first move. I can't say anything though I usually don't.
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