There you go....

Just for you Leah, I changed the dates on the side.

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Never

Never have I been this hungover. I feel like utter hell. Damn you Francis Ford Coppola and your cheap wine. I think that is what did it. But the vodka with Dr. Pepper probably didn't help either. Or the 15 beers. I just want to go to bed, but I'm stuck at work. Whatever. I'm off to find some Tylenol.

Lately

So the past month or so, I've been really down. It has sucked. I woke up Wednesday and said fuck it. I'm done with being down. You know what? Been happy ever since. Gotten a lot of shit taken care of, and I'm starting to feel like I have a reason to be doing things. I was sitting around mumbling, "What's the fucking point of it all?" I finally realized the answer. I'd love to tell all of my faithful readers, but I won't. Everyone has a different point, and each person needs to figure out their own. So there it is. It's been really nice not dwelling on the shit that has been plaguing me for months.


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This is going to be tough

These are all the things I need to get done in the next month, so I can go to Seattle.

1.Get caught up on my car payments. I'm a couple payments behind. ($900)
2.Fix my car window and stereo. ($200)
3.Knock my credit card down by $1000. ($1000)
4.Shave and get a haircut. And some new glasses.($25, I have vision insurance)
5.Pay Devin for my moped.($250)
6.Have $500 in the bank to spend.($500)

All of this totals up to $2875. I only have three pay days until then, and the total from that will be $1700. So I've got some figuring out to do. I'll still have to pay rent, and utilities, so that means I'll have $1100 going towards my list above. I have to come up with $1775 in the next month or it's a no go. I think I can figure something out. Cash in some stocks, sell some comic books on ebay, and get on my knees. A lot.

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GAH!

Moped Army site down. Can't log in. What's this world coming to?

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EDIT-Back up and running. Hooray.

so this is what's up

So here is what is really going on in my life right now. I dread waking up everyday. Not that there is something bad that is going to happen, but everyday for me is horrible. I sit and wonder what the hell is the point of going through all these motions everyday for absolutely no reason. What is the point of going and doing all these things, when I know that there is no reward for me in the end? When my day is done, I sit and wonder how the hell I made it through another day without offing myself. The next day and everyday after that is a reapeat. Now admittedly, nothing super bad has happened in the last month or so, but nothing great has happened either. So there is what's up. Everyday is hell for me, and I don't see it getting better.

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Jimmy Buffet can go to Hell

I realized on the way to work today, that I hate Jimmy Buffet. And AC/DC. And Sting, and his other shit band The Police. Same with Van Halen. It's all shit.

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I forgot......

.....how much I love Mario Kart. Work is so much better with it.

Best post ever

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Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this blog, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.




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I can't believe how much I live on the internet. How did I survive before it was around? I don't think high school would have sucked so bad if I had the internet back then. I didn't get hip to being online until 1996. I'm such a late bloomer. But I had built my first web page back then. It was sweet. I wonder if I can find it archived somewhere. Nope. Oh well, you'll have to trust me that it was indeed sweet.

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Wow this is hard

Customizing this page is kind of hard. It's kinda creepy now, huh? I've spent the 5 hours or so changing this around, and I'm nowhere near done. On the plus side I've managed to learn a few lines of code, so that helps. I'm not even sure if I'm going to stick with this set up.

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Things I want/need/don't need

This is just an excuse for me to make another list.


1.More money. I'm sick of being poor as shit.
2.A head that never aches.
3.A lifetime supply of Diet Coke with lime.
4.New shoes. Mine have holes in them, and I can't afford a new pair.
5.A job that I actually have to use my brain at.
6.A haircut.
7.No more stomach aches.
8.Sleep.
9.Another moped BBQ.
10.Some more friends. I'm feeling more social all of the sudden.
11.Another moped ride to K-zoo. Backroads are fun.
12.A good dinner.
13.Something to aim for. Some people call them goals.
14.Pants that fit.
15.Or a bigger body.
16.A day off.
17.Tylenol.
18.Happy thoughts. Depression sucks.
19.An end to hangnails.
20.The ability to say "Dang!" and not sound like an idiot.
21.New shoes. C'mon I really need them.
22.Therapy. I think. Lots of it.
23.New glasses. Mine are 7 years old now.
24.A late night crew. I have no social life after 2:00pm.
25.Respect.
26.One day that I don't accidentally injure myself. I'm a walking wound.
27.A cigarette.
28.A sweet ass nickname. Something like Johnny Thunder, or King Kick Ass.
29.A way to to not say "Fuck!" so much.
30.A pet whale.
31.Flying shoes. You know you want them too.
32.An end to this list.

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