I don't know......

So many things in life I don't understand. I thought I wanted things, and now I realized I don't want things. Why does the human brain have to be so wishy washy?? Why is there no constant in life?? That's all I want consistency. I want things to be the same. I'm sick of surprises. I want to live a mundane boring life. I want a small house with a white picket fence, 1.5 children, and a dog. I want to come home from work at 5pm and have dinner. Then I want to smoke a pipe and have a martini, and help Junior with his homework. After that the wife and I will retreat to our seperate beds. I want the fucking Leave it to Beaver life. No more surprises. People need to quit calling me late at night and making me think at 1am. I know how the people feel when I do that. Sorry everyone. I'm done.