I am so out of it.

So last night I went to a friends house and watched a movie, had a little wine, and real good time. As I was leaving I wasn't quite tired, so I decided to go to the bar. I got wicked smashed. I don't think I've ever thrown up so much. My car is covered with puke, the bar is covered with puke, and some guy named Tony is covered with puke. That made him mad. So in addition to a nasty hangover I have a black eye, and a my front teeth knocked out. I may have a cracked rib also from when he kicked when I was laying on the ground, but I don't know for sure. This is the worst I have ever felt. As soon as I get out of work today I'm getting wasted. Again. I'm going to find that Tony jerk and beat the hell out of him.